I know you are probably as sick as I am of hearing about Tareq and Michaele Salahi’s gate crashing escapades. But I thought you all should know the full story behind their entry to the White House’s first state dinner. I obtained a secret video of their encounter with the secret service agent working the door. Here’s a transcript:
Michaele: Hi, we’re here for the party.
Agent: Sorry, you’re not on the list.
Michaele: But wait, try this black bean chili I brought! It has such a great spice combination.
Agent: My goodness, this is some good chili. There must be meat in it, because it is so hearty and delicious. I’m so cold standing out here. Boy, does this warm me up. Why it is perfect for a cold night such as this!
Michaele: I know! Totally! It does taste meaty. But no, it’s just really, really good, down home chili. I knew you would like it!
Agent: This chili is good enough to let me waive the fact that you are not on my list. Have a nice time. Please leave the rest of the chili with me. Bye!

So that’s what really happened! Michaele still owes me $500 for the recipe. She tried to give me her hair extensions as payment but they were broken. I told her if she agreed to change the spelling of her name to “Michelle” I would forgive the debt.  I haven’t heard back from her yet.

Ingredients (in no particular order): black beans, plum tomatoes, cumin, oregano, smoky chili powder, red pepper flakes, bay leaves, soy sauce, parsley, tomato paste, red wine vinegar, onions, garlic, olive oil

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