Should there be more stimulus money released? Should more banks be bailed out? Oh, the perilous woes of fixing our economy. If only our congresspeople and senators would have this soup. Oh, the harmony that would arise!! Barney Frank would say, “If Soupergirl can bring together such exotic flavors and ingredients such as carrots, almonds, mint, ginger, cinnamon, all spice, cumin, and more in such a delicious and unique way, surely we can fix the economy.” John McCain would follow with, “I agree with Mr. Frank. Republicans, Democrats, and Independents alike – can we please pass a bill so we can eat more of this soup? I cannot get enough of it. I have never had anything like it, my friends. It is smooth, yet thick. Light enough to be an appetizer, but filling enough to be a light meal.” And then the markets would have massive gains and unemployment would fall to 2%. Everyone would be employed making soup to feed our elected officials. You know, come to think of it, it would be unpatriotic for you, and everyone else, not to order this soup. I’m just saying…

Ingredients (in no particular order): carrots, ginger, cumin, fennel, cinnamon, all spice, mint, freshly squeezed lemon juice, almonds, onion, garlic, salt, canola oil

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