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General Tsee’s Gingered Carrot Orange Soup

Little known fact – General Tsao (of chicken fame) had a little brother, General Tsee. Tsee definitely had a complex because his big brother’s chicken recipe was so famous. One day, Tsee was walking in a carrot patch, eating an orange, when he tripped and fell. Covered in orange juice and carrot, he licked his lips and said “THIS IS IT!! THIS SHALL BE MY LEGACY!!” He ran home and added some ginger and curry, as Tsee loved a little kick in his soup! He then pureed it all together to blend the flavors perfectly. Oh, Tsee was so happy!! Unfortunately, big brother Tsao got wind of what was going on and challenged Tsee to a duel! “Whoever wins this duel shall be remembered for his recipe for generations to come!!” Tsee’s strong point was miniature golf, not sword fighting – hence General Tsao’s Chicken at Chinese restaurants across the world. But don’t worry Tsee! I remember you!! Wherever you are, know this – I’ll always serve your soup, General Tsee! Your legacy is safe with Soupergirl!

Simple Sally’s Scrumptious Sweet Potato Soup

yamsThis soup is lovely  – simply lovely. No fancy spices or herbs. Just the fabulous taste of local, organic sweet potatoes. I love this soup so much I wrote a poem:

Simple Sally loves her sweet potato soup
She eats it by the seashore
She also collects seashells

Simple Sally thinks this soup is perfect
She likes to eat it in the evening when it is cold
She also likes to eat it when her office’s thermostat is turned too low
Simple Sally hates when they do that

Simple Sally loves the simplicity of this soup
She feels better about the fact that her first name is “Simple”
And her last name is “Sally”

I did not do well in freshman year poetry class. OK I failed. Whatever.

Potato Fennel Without a Cause

Mr. and Mrs. Potatohead had a gorgeous son, Marcus. They had great dreams for Marcus – he would go to college, get a good job, and marry a leek. But Marcus had other plans. He hung out with a great gang of leeks, but he was in love with Barbara the fennel from the other side of town. During those days, potatoes and fennels couldn’t be seen in public together -it was just too scandalous. But Marcus Potatohead couldn’t help himself. Barbara the fennel embodied spring – she was refreshing and light, with a taste he had never had before! Marcus’ friends couldn’t help but admit that he and Barbara looked so good together. Her funky, unique flavor perfectly complemented his masculine heartiness. And when Barbara, Marcus, and his gang of leeks would go out on the town pureeing, it was like spring in a bowl. Finally Marcus brought Barbara home to meet Mr. and Mrs. Potatohead. And you know what? They were super cool! They recognized a good thing when they saw it. Bravo Mr. and Mrs. Potatohead!
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