Archive for September, 2009

Biblical Style Roasted Tomato Soup

jacobessauHere is the version we all know of the biblical story of Jacob and Esau. Basically, Esau came in from the fields and was quite hungry. Jacob had made a bowl of red soup. Esau offered up his birthright as the first-born for a bowl of soup. Now the detailed version – Jacob was trying to figure out what to do with his overabundance of local plum tomatoes. He asked his mother for ideas and she gave him a bottle of harissa. “What is it,” he asked? “It is a traditional North African paste, made from peppers, garlic, and spices. It is really popular in Tunisia. Does Tunisia exist yet? Whatever, it is really popular in biblical Tunisia. Yes, I’m aware these are biblical times, just try the harissa, Jacob. Geez.” “Hmmmm,” Jacob thought. “Perhaps if I roast up these tomatoes, along with some garlic, onions, and peppers, and add some harissa and spanish smoked paprika, I could make a really nice pureed soup!” So he did. Esau could smell the soup all the way in the fields. He came running in and not only demanded a taste, but also the recipe! Jacob gave it to him in exchange for his birthright. What you don’t know is that Esau started the original Soupergirl location in downtown Bethlehem. He had trouble though, because Verizon Fios had not yet arrived in Bethlehem so people had trouble accessing his website. So frustrating!!

Dr. Soupenstein’s Mad Black Bean Soup

mad_scientistGather ’round children. I’m going to tell you a story that might frighten you a bit. It is the story of Dr. Soupenstein. Long ago, in Soupylvania, there lived a mad chef named Dr. Soupenstein. He would do crazy things like eat pasta and avocados for breakfast and drink red wine with salad. He decided one day to make the perfect black bean soup. He took some traditional ingredients because he was mad, not dumb. So he threw in some green and red bell peppers, garlic, cumin, cilantro, and chipotle chiles for a little heat. But he wanted more! More taste! More insanity! So he reached into his pantry and grabbed the first thing he could find – cocoa powder!! AAAAAHHHHH!!! (Did I scare you? No wait, I’m not done). Then, orange juice!!! When the villagers heard about what he had done they stormed the castle holding compact fluorescent light bulbs and pitch forks. “Wait!” He yelled out before they had their way! “Try the soup first!! Maybe with a piece of corn bread! It really compliments the flavors well!!” The town leaders tasted a bowl, paused for a moment, and shouted, “IT IS GOOD! WE SHALL LET HIM CONTINUE TO COOK!” They then asked for him to add his recipe to their new village cookbook, Soupylvania Cooks Locally! The end.

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